Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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