when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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