Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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