At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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