like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
