I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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