After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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