So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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