Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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