Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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