I need help removing her.
I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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