We named our party play list daddy issues
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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