LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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