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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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