I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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