We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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