I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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