"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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