Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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