I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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