all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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