CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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