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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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