I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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