can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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