whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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