Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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