if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
