Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Michael Bay diarrhea
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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