So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The power of my boobs compel you
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
