She's JV to your varsity
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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