She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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