so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're so nebulous sometimes
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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