the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
