My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
