Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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