His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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