Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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