i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
