So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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