Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
