How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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