I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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