I don't usually arrange sex via text message
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
