You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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