its not stalking. its research.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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