Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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