Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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