wake up i wanna do it froggy style
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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