After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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