shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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