I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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