I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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